This claim is false. Kristi Noem never said the Bible was written in English. The quote originated from a clearly labeled satirical Facebook page called "Mrs. Putin," which included deliberate misspellings of Noem's name and a fake "Fox Mews" logo. Multiple independent fact-checkers — including Snopes and Media Bias Fact Check — confirmed no credible record of Noem making this statement exists. The viral spread of the quote does not make it real.